Oh the Life

There are many events that transpire in life to bring us to the point where I am today. Life sucks. I'm just kidding. I love my life because I am awesome. The truth of the matter is I like to rant. So for this post I will be ranting about something completely ridiculous. For example, why children are so dumb...

I don't really think children are dumb, I just wanted you to click the read more section. I'm really just writing because I haven't written in a very long time and i want to get a few things processed in my head for you all to read. If you don't desire to read further than I will leave you all behind, because if you don't read, and they don't read then you're no friend of mine. Catchy I know.

My ever growing realization is that I am doomed to my greatness. Oh you say you want to be me, but really you don't. I may look glamorous, but really I am just a man. A much better looking man than most, but still just a man. I was watching "The Incredibles" last night and realized that I can't lift a vehicle with such as ease as Mr. Incredible. This brought me sadness and pain. Then I realized that Mr. Incredible is a fictional character and needs not to be envied. Which reminds me, I really don't like those envy commercials for verizon. The idea that a phone would cause us to fall into temptation is ridiculous. But oddly enough I will kill for one of those phones, as long as I can do it out of wrath, vanity, and lust. Not sure how the last one works, but I guess it can happen. (gross)

Back to the real point. I am just human with human flaws such as not being handsome enough for GQ magazine. What do they know about beauty anyway? If they can't see that I am right here, then I don't need them.

Ok, Ok this has gotten ridiculous and I can't think of anything to say other than I need help. i need help finding people to do my work for me while I collect the extremely large pay check. I can't wait for your applications. To the future, strength and honor, and other inspirational words before we embarck on our personal doom. I'm weird and am in a awkward mood. I think I need food.

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